No Limbs

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said 'No', so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said'Have you ever been fucked?'
The fellow said 'No', She said 'You will be when the tide comes in.