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The offer is legitimate and was featured on CNN.

The company does give out "free" Ipods. You can get a 20GB or one of the mini-ipods. Unfortunately the way it work is very simular to a ponzi scheme. You sign up at the website, and are presented with a selection of offers which you must select one. Then here is the annoying part... you must find five other people to also join. The good news however is that unlike a ponzi scheme you don't have to actually pay for anything... you just have to annoy other people.

I hate bothering folks with deals like this, however a 20 GB ipod is certainly worth annoying a few folks. Also a few of you might be interested in one of the offers and want to sign up for that reason alone. The free Blockbuster trial is worth it as you get two free movie rentals from a local store as well as the handful of movies you get directly. You can cancel prior to the free trial ending and pay nothing.

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Currently listed offers (I chose the Blockbuster one):

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The Right Thing

Little Johnny says 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

'Well, you've done the right thing,' says Mommy

'But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'"

Micr'sawft Winders

What would life be like if Microsoft was headquarted in Redmond, Mississippi, instead of Redmond, Washington?

1. Their #1 product would be Micr'sawft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a hefty bag
4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of 'Ahh-right' or ' Naw'
5. Instead of 'Ta-Da!', the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos
6. The 'Recycling Bin' in Winders '95 would be an outhouse
7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling 'Freebird!'
8. Peripheral products would include a beer tap
9. Powerpoint would be named 'ParPawnt'
10. Interconnectivity would be a goal at a family reunion
11. Winders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag
12. Micr'sawft Word would be just that: one word
13. Instead of latte carts we'd have grit carts
14. New Shutdown sound: 'Y'all come back now, Yah hear?!'
15. Instead of VP, Micr'sawft big shots would be called 'Cuz'
16. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old TranS Am
17. Micr'sawft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse
18. Four words: Daisy Duke screen saver
19. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire
20. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard
21. Flight simulator upgraded to Tractor Pull Simulator
22. Micr'sawft CEO: Bubba Gates"

Redneck's Hot Date

A redneck goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?'

The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'

'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?'"

Chores on the Farm

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, 'Have you done your chores yet?'

'No,' replies the boy, 'but could I have breakfast first?'

'You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs.'

The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans it. When he is finished he kicks a chicken. Next, we walks to the barn and takes out the old milking cow. After milking her thoroughly, he kicks her. Then the boy gets the food and feeds the pigs. Once he is done he kicks a pig.

Finally, the boy runs back to his house, very hungry. His mother gives him a plate with nothing on it but an apple. Disappointed, the boy says, 'Where's my eggs, my milk and my sausage?'

'Well,' says his mother, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so now you don't get eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so now you don't get milk. I saw you kick the pig, so now you don't get any sausage.'

Just then, the boy's father walks in and kicks the cat. The boy says to his mother, 'Should I tell him now, or do you want to?'"

The Blonde TGIF

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blondee already inside and she greeted him by saying, 'T-G-I-F' (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T' (letters only).'

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, 'T-G-I-F' again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, 'S-H-I-T.'

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly 'T-G-I-F' another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, 'S-H-I-T.'

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, 'T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?'

The man answered, 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'