The $100 Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you Get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, Shaking her head in disdain.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.'
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.'
Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, '
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'"