A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
/> Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.
/> At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
/> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
/> "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
/> "Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"
/> After a moment of silence.......
/> he farted.
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