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Get a free ipod offer - Annoying, but possibly worth it?

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The offer is legitimate and was featured on CNN.

The company does give out "free" Ipods. You can get a 20GB or one of the mini-ipods. Unfortunately the way it work is very simular to a ponzi scheme. You sign up at the website, and are presented with a selection of offers which you must select one. Then here is the annoying part... you must find five other people to also join. The good news however is that unlike a ponzi scheme you don't have to actually pay for anything... you just have to annoy other people.

I hate bothering folks with deals like this, however a 20 GB ipod is certainly worth annoying a few folks. Also a few of you might be interested in one of the offers and want to sign up for that reason alone. The free Blockbuster trial is worth it as you get two free movie rentals from a local store as well as the handful of movies you get directly. You can cancel prior to the free trial ending and pay nothing.

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Currently listed offers (I chose the Blockbuster one):

Isn't this true? 

The Right Thing

Little Johnny says 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

'Well, you've done the right thing,' says Mommy

'But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'"

Micr'sawft Winders

What would life be like if Microsoft was headquarted in Redmond, Mississippi, instead of Redmond, Washington?

1. Their #1 product would be Micr'sawft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a hefty bag
4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of 'Ahh-right' or ' Naw'
5. Instead of 'Ta-Da!', the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos
6. The 'Recycling Bin' in Winders '95 would be an outhouse
7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling 'Freebird!'
8. Peripheral products would include a beer tap
9. Powerpoint would be named 'ParPawnt'
10. Interconnectivity would be a goal at a family reunion
11. Winders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag
12. Micr'sawft Word would be just that: one word
13. Instead of latte carts we'd have grit carts
14. New Shutdown sound: 'Y'all come back now, Yah hear?!'
15. Instead of VP, Micr'sawft big shots would be called 'Cuz'
16. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old TranS Am
17. Micr'sawft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse
18. Four words: Daisy Duke screen saver
19. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire
20. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard
21. Flight simulator upgraded to Tractor Pull Simulator
22. Micr'sawft CEO: Bubba Gates"

Redneck's Hot Date

A redneck goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?'

The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'

'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?'"