The Ni$$ar Family (Chappelle)

White Supremacist Clayton Bigsby, Black/White Supremacist.

A loving husband

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Daddy's Got MOVES

MARRIED FOR A NIGHT

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both

married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same

sleeping room on a

transcontinental train.

/> Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they

were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and

she in the lower.

/> At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach

into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

/> "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend

that we're married."

/> "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

/> "Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"

/> After a moment of silence.......

/> he farted.

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