An Important Lesson on Boobs - Watch more Entertainment
Sunday, November 02, 2008
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Friday, April 04, 2008
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE :
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?
Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.
What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child.
Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that YOU probably need help!
OK, here's help: Look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder...
OH, SU R E , you see them NOW !!!!!!
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
| DANGEROUS: | SAFER: | SAFEST: | ULTRA SAFE: |
| WHAT'S FOR DINNER? | CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER? | WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER? | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. |
| ARE YOU WEARING THAT? | WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN! | WOW! LOOK AT YOU! | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. |
| WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT? | COULD WE BE OVERREACTING? | HERE'S MY PAYCHECK. | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. |
| SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT? | YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT. | CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT? | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. |
| WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY? | I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY. | I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE! | HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE. |
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN
2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING
3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE
4. PUFFY MID-SECTION
5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK
6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS
7. PARDON MY SOBBING
8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE
9. PASS MY SWEATS
10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME
11. POOR MEN SUCK
12. PACK MY STUFF
& MY FAVORITE ONE
13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Firewood
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
'Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there.." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Monday, February 04, 2008
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Nine Dangerous Words Women Use
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome .
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! -
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,later meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking "What's wrong ?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
- Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
- Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, they know it's true.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Why men have better friends
Friendship between women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next
morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's
house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew
anything about it.
Friendship between men: A man didn't come home one night. The next
morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The
woman called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of which confirmed that he
had slept over, and 2 said that he was still there.Saturday, January 12, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE -- Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. So When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!! I HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN..
Monday, January 07, 2008
DTV Transition and the Coupon Program
What is the TV Converter Box Coupon Program?
Congress created the TV Converter Box Coupon Program for households wishing to keep using their analog TV sets after February 17, 2009. The Program allows U.S. households to obtain up to two coupons, each worth $40, that can be applied toward the cost of eligible converter boxes.
A TV connected to cable, satellite or other pay TV service does not require a TV converter box from this program.
Consumers have a variety of options. Options to explore include:
- Keep your existing analog TV and purchase a TV converter box. A converter box plugs into your TV and will keep it working after Feb. 17, 2009, or
- Connect to cable, satellite or other pay service, or
- Purchase a television with a digital tuner.
Sunday, January 06, 2008
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