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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Balls Out Jeans


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POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against

the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and

says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

Friday, March 23, 2007

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Monday, March 12, 2007

How Cockroaches Work

by Tracy V. Wilson

Entomologists estimate that there are between 5 and 10 million species of insects on Earth. But if asked which insect they hate the most, many people would have no trouble choosing just one – the cockroach.

There are plenty of reasons to dislike cockroaches. Their flattened bodies, leathery wings, skittering legs and long, waving antennae give some people the creeps. Because roaches eat garbage and waste, they can spread bacteria like Salmonella and Shigella from place to place. As they walk, they leave trails of fecal matter which they use to find their way around. On top of being gross, these trails can cause stains and odors. The proteins in cockroach saliva and waste can also cause allergies and aggravate asthma.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Saturday, March 03, 2007

The Blonde TGIF

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator,
there was a blondee already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"
(letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said
as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F,Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"

The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

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