Girl's Night Out

Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girl's Night
Out, and had too many cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and very near a graveyard, one of them suggested doing
their business behind a headstone.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she took off her panties
, used them, and threw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't
want to ruin hers, but noticed a large ribbon on a wreath that was on one of
the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
"This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home
last night without her panties".

That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck
to her ass that said,
" FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU".