Dynamite

This man comes home feeling pretty frisky after partying with his buddies half the night.

He walk's into the bedroom where his wife is still waiting up for him. He take's off all of his clothes and say's 'baby you are looking at 200 pounds of dynamite.'

His wife opens the window and yells 'everybody run for your lives, there's 200 pounds of dynamite in my bedroom and it only has a three inch fuse.'