Question and Answer

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog.
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A. They're hiring.

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.